Everybody knows the Dark Side recruiters' slogan, "Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies." What most people don't realize is that the members of the Imperial military force actually bake the cookies themselves. It's a rotating thing, like being the duty officer. Only you have to brief your relief officer on how the chocolate chip cookies turned out and whether or not the oven is properly calibrated.
Nobody wants to get hurt while you're on Cookie Watch, though. That's why everyone's taken to this Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Oven Mitt. Big enough to fit any officer's right hand, it's designed to withstand thermal exhaust and has ridges on underside of fingers for better grip. Because there's nothing more embarrassing than tossing your Dark Side cookies.
Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Oven Mitt
Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
For taking the Dark Side cookies out of the oven
Fits the right hand of many humans
Ridges on underside of fingers for better grip
Has Imperial logo on palm
Built-in hole for hanging
Care Instructions: Hand wash only
Dimensions: 13 1/2" long x 6" wide (at base of thumb) x 1 3/4" deep
Length of middle finger from tip to webbing is 4"